Read all about it! You won’t believe your eyes! Man bites dog! Max buys a round of beer! America adopts cricket as its national sport! Yes – it's true – the very first TechBites FPGA weekly community newsletter is winging its way around the Internet as we speak.

Even now, in a desolate abode in some far-flung location in the nether regions of the globe, where the only pitiful connection with the outside world is provided by the Internet (let's say Canberra, Australia, just for the purposes of an example), some poor demented soul is cackling with delight as he glances across the room at the "bing" of his email system, realizes my FPAG newsletter has arrived, and decides that – no matter how bad things may sometimes seem – there really is joy and hope and good cheer in the world.

Honestly – that's how good it is – which makes me wonder why you haven’t already signed up to receive this weekly tempting treat.

Click Here to access a PDF copy of this little rapscallion.

Now be warned that I'm not going to do this every week, but don’t panic because it's easy to sign up and receive your very own personalized copy (we would monogram it for you if we could). I can’t tell you exactly how to sign up because of "quantum" – the way the system works depends on whether or not you are logged in, whether or not you've already subscribed to one or more newsletters, and various weird eddies and effects in the time-space continuum.

Oh, OK, stop sniveling, here's one way to do things. Observe the Newsletter(s) module toward the top of the left-hand column. Make sure you are logged in, select a newsletter from the pull-down menu (only Premier Managed Communities have associated newsletters), and click the Change button.

You may be taken directly to the Master Newsletter page. Alternatively, if you happen to land on a page containing only a single large My Subscriptions icon... click it and you will be taken to the Master Newsletter page.

Once you have landed firmly on the Master Newsletter page, click the relevant buttons to subscribe to any of the community newsletters that are of interest to you (you can always come back and modify your selections later).

And once you are done, click the Save button at the bottom of the page to lock in your selections, and then sit back and enjoy the delightful anticipation of the arrival of next week's newsletter(s).

Enjoy!